Hello again! It's been a while... Here's what happened since last time: 

On November 1, 2024, I published the previous update and collapsed. I lost nearly all of my body's water content, sweating out on the floor. I soaked and ruined my carpet. No one found me for three days. On the third day, my computer woke me up; Riggy2k3 was streaming the game! And a choir of bearded, ginger angels lifted me back into my chair. They hooked me to an IV. I was healing. 

I spent the next two months living my life, but I quickly discovered I had been afflicted with some terrible sort of brain damage. I'd forgotten all about Corn Sausage. I didn't even know what it was. My wife was in total disbelief; she asked: 

"You wasted our entire honeymoon working on that thing, that wretched thing, and you don't even remember?"

So in January I played it. I thought it was pretty good.

But I could make it better.

This new update encompasses changes I made in January and February.

Here are the headlines: 

• Brand-new, refined temporary perks: HOT PERKS!
• New Trial minigame
• More consistent and groovy menu, ui design
• Buffed out rough edges

Download the Changelog file to see the full list, which is ample, or dive right in to the update!